Medical Terms

Antibody - against everyone

Artery - The study of the paintings.

Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria

Caesarean section - a district in Rome

Cardiology - advance study of poker playing

Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.

Chronic - neck of a crow

Coma - punctuation mark

Cortisone - area around local court

Cyst - short for sister

Diagnosis - person with slanted nose

Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.

Dislocation - in this place

Duodenum - couple in blue jeans

Enema - not a friend

Fake labour - pretending to work

Genes - blue denim

Hernia - she is close by

Impotent - distinguished/ well known

Labour pain - hurt at work.

Lactose - people without toes

Lymph - walk unsteadily.

Microbes - small dressing gown

Obesity - city of Obe

Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize

Proteins - in favour of teens

Pulse - grain

Pus - small cat

Red blood count - Dracula

Secretion - hiding anything

Tablet - small table

Ultrasound - radical noise

Urine - opposite of you're out.

Varicose - very close